CHINA CHALLENGE..... A big thank you to Princess Miche who has decided that my China trip needs to liven up a bit. In an attempt to get some better stories from me, or the very real possibility of getting me arrested, Miche has decided to set me a challenge - well 5 to be precise! If I manage to complete the challenge the great lady has agreed to pay for ALL my trip photo's to be developed. As I've currently taken 1,357, this is not an inconsiderable prize.

Anyway, the challenges are as follows and apparently I can pick any 5:
1. Get the underpants off a Chinaman;
2. Drive a Vietnamese moped wearing a china man's hat;
3. Pretend you speak fluent Cantonese/Mandarin/Vietnamese and join in a
conversation with the locals;
4. Snog a local;
5. Get Andy to pick three things for you to eat from the first food
stall you come across in Beijing - you have to eat them!
6. Get a Chinese soldier to give you a piggy back.

For a brucey bonus - if there are any tanks in Tiananmen Square you have
to throw yourself under one for the ultimate photo opportunity!

Any ideas on how to complete these without ending up in prison, please feel free to post a comment below. And as Miche is off to South Africa next month I'm looking for some challenges to repay the favour!!