KOCK, KNOCK..... Now I have stayed in many dodgy hotels in my time (how could I ever forget the knocking shop in Cambodia!!) but last nights offering was the best by far. Not only did the establishment rent rooms out by the hour (imaginatively called the o'clock room) but they had thought of absolutely everything that hourly paying guests could possibly need. On entering my own little love nest I found a condom, unlabelled Pill (I can't speak from experience but I'm going to hazard a guess at Viagra - Antonio you can correct me if you don't regonise the one in the picture!), a box of matches (presumably for that post-coital lung clotting) and a spare pair of disposable pants, all sitting there on my pillow !!! Not only that but there was a tasteful piece of naked lady porn on the walls and love oils and more pants in the bathroom. After giggling like a small child and picturing everything in sight (making sure not to rip the pakaging "YOU OPEN, YOU PAY"), I met up with Andy & Nuala and we went for a night out. On our return we were all in their room when the phone goes and Andy was greeted by a girl offering Massake. He politely declined, knowing full well she didn't mean an authentic Xian beverage but a few minutes later there was a timid little tap on the door and the Massake Girl appeared. She took one look at Andy, one look at the two giggling girls already on his bed and decided that he probably had his hands full already and took her massage services elsewhere !! Andy is obviously gutted that we ruined all his fun and is threatening to get a single room in the next hotel !!